Today, I was reflecting on one of my favorite Office Space scenes that invovled a pet rock and a horrible idea. More specifically, I was having these thoughts while listening to Soulja Boy (don’t ask, just don’t) and it got me to thinking. If the definition of success is making a million dollars, then Mr. Boy must be very successful, despite the fact his music sucks ass. I mean he wanted to become a Flash Programmer. That in itself is a failure, as Actionscript would be more accurately described as Actionshit.

Alas, what does it matter? Not much I guess. All I can pray for is that I have to never hear Crank Dat when driving ever again. Video after the break.

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