Hello there, my name is Eli Gundry and I am a freelance web designer. This here hunk of code is my own personal blog. With it I can spread my idea and express my thoughts throughout the whole internet, just like any other blog. Does the internet need another loud mouthed blogger? Probably not, but your not footing my hosting bill, so shaddup.

This blog’s name was inspired by my childhood friend Trent, who used to call refrigerator box’s deluxe hotels for the homeless. I got really muddy one day and thought back to what he said and decided that I’d fit in better on top of a large cardboard box as opposed to a wooden soap box.

Note that I am often wrong or mistaken in what I say or know, so don’t be afraid to call me on it. Leave a comment and I will respond. Also, try to have fun when reading this blog. If you are not smiling when reading this blog, I have failed.

Try to be polite in the comments and don’t spam, please. That’s all you really need to know, so have fun.

I used to work at Aperture Science.